She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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