Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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