Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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