I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
