Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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