none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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