In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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