No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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