I must be too annoying 4 u.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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