So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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