All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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