Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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