I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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