The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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