Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The air taste purple.
Randomize
