STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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