Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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