so that wasnt chicken after all
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
im calling her cock vulture from now on
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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