did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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