I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
is wine microwaveable?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize
