She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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