is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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