we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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