people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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