I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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