awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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