you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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