My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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