He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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