He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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