GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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