There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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