I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
