Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
operation harelip BJ is a go
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
COCAINE IS GR8
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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