My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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