Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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