I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he thought i was a dude.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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