You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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