I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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