Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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