i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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