glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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