Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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