What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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