Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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