and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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