Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
