currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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