Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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