kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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