Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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