We won't sleep together?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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